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On my way to and from work I listen almost exclusively to National Public Radio. NPR has camps of people who either like it, or think its just another example of a pinko commie liberal media outlet, I find it to be a decent source for news when I am driving.

Every day I listen to updates on topics such as the sub-prime mortgage situation, the suspension of the constitution in Pakistan and the war on Iraq.

In short — things that matter. Things that are important. I guess having these topics swirling around my head is too much for my brain, they seem to consume my celebrity awe.

Take this latest Britney Spears incident reported by TMZ. Why is it any surprise to us that she is a terrible mother, a white trash has been with a drinking and drug problem. Why does the train wreck that is her life continue to collectively enthrall us as a society?

From Fox News…Britney Spears blew a red light at a notoriously dangerous Los Angeles intersection Thursday night, with her two young sons in the back and a court-
appointed monitor crouched down in the front, TMZ reported.Spears approached the light slowly on Coldwater Canyon in Los Angeles, then raised her cell phone to her face before driving into the intersection as someone outside the car screams, “Red light, red light!”Spears then turns left onto Mulholland Drive, managing to miss oncoming traffic, TMZ reported.

Take away the “celebrity” status and you have a person that would otherwise be in jail. But add that celebrity status and oh my god how line up to kiss her ass.

What interests me most about this story is the court-appointed monitor. Why was he/she crouched down in the front seat?

What ultimately will this monitor do — put the nail in the coffin of Britney Spears or kow-tow yet again to the celebrity status?

Either way she might want to revise her “Oops! I did it again” lyrics to “Oops! I fucked up again”. Its a recurring theme for her, and something a fitting theme song for this sad, sad excuse for a mother, pop star, human…

Lucky for me, thoughts of Britney will be banished from my thoughts on my way home by the comforting/pinko commentary (I’ll let you decide which) of NPR.

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